Yes, it's her "lifestyle" blog. I didn't know they actually PAID people to write it.

Did someone let all the cellphone plans lapse from 2011 to 2012?

Wait... I thought Goop was just some silly expensive hobby. I didn't think she was actually trying to profit off of it...

I got mixed up with a dude like that. He's since self-published his memoirs of his first years of marriage, glossing over the part where he constantly cheated on her.

My aunt used Ashley Madison to cheat on my uncle. She met a guy on there, divorced my uncle, and after five years of secretly dating (at least two of them whilst still married to my uncle), he moved in (after my cousin, her oldest daughter, found an illicit sext from him to her mother; that was how she discovered the…

that's one reason I would be terrified to go to a local BDSM event. It's all fun and games until you run into your boss or thesis supervisor.

Last Christmas my sister and I were in our hometown. Our dad was sleeping over at his fiance's place for the night, so the two of us decided to invite some people over and get drunk. A lot of people showed up, really random old friends of friends started coming out of the woodwork. This dude that no one really likes,…

I'm mildly into bondage and entirely too curious for my own good. So I signed up for alt.com to see if maybe there were some similarly interested folks in my area. (Alt.com is specifically for kinky folks - it's the BDSM version of adultfriendfinder.com.) All is going well as I explore the site, learning about various…

HAHA OMG no but her predecessor was Judith Bunler

I wonder if he goes to the same doctor, or did he have to Shop Around?

I love Elizabeth Banks and James Marsden, but this sounds a lot like that shitty walk of shame-centered movie that Melissa Joan Hart made a kickstarter for a while back. Although I think in hers she'd spend the whole movie trying to fix The Biggest Mistake of Her Life in a bridesmaid dress as opposed to a bandage…

The racism is super cute too.

Close up of the suspect.

"Uh, yeah, that sure is weird. Fish sure do swallow the craziest things for absolutely no reason whatsoever"

Norwegian Wood

I had a really bad night at a soup brothel back in '79.

Whatever, I love her. No Doubt (Tragic Kingdom tour) was my first real concert and Gwen is a fucking queeeeeeeeen.