IT WAS ALL YELLOW

So this "Ricki-Lee" looks better without makeup than I do after a 1 hour session with a professional and photoshop.

Cue influx of people who don't understand how racism and institutional power works in 3, 2, 1....

No, it's just a REALLY good corset...it will suck in space and time as well as your waistline.

Yeah, when they say "colorless," they actually meant colorless. Like black and white. I knew Hollywood wouldn't have the balls to go full Schindler's List up in this bitch.

I love your love of him. Though I do think Cumberjaws has a better ring to it.

The guy's name is K. Hunt? Heh.

From the Gothamist article:

*yawn* I just find it sooo cute that big butts are only in because WW like them now. Black and Latina women have had them for ages and used to get criticized for it. But now that White women try their damnedest to get them, big butts are now officially awesome?

Cue the MRA trolls whining about how education is all FEMININININIZED now and boys are discriminated against, blah blah blah.

Since women mature at, like, 11, and men at about 42, it's not surprising.

Years of working on these posts has given me instant model recall!

Damnit, I was really hoping this was an adult version of Animaniacs. Really curious about what the "Good Idea, Bad Idea" section would be like.

MANSTRUATION IS THE WORST

Cats are nothing if not adorable, manipulative opportunists.

Having the orchestra play "Pure Imagination" from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" as her outro did nothing to help me regain my composure after that speech. "Hold your breath, make a wish, count to three...." Combined with the last line of her speech... I mean, Come ON!

"I get rhinoplasty, I'm just an intense person!" that's some logical thought progression, there.