Hecklerette
Hecklerette
Hecklerette

YOU GUYS. I seriously have deliberately stayed away from all the Sherlock mania because I didn't think it was for me, plus the contrarian in me didn't want to give in to the crazy of the fandoms and whatnot.

"What began as a story about a brilliant woman with a new invention had turned into the tale of a troubled man who had invented a new life for himself. Yet the biggest question remained unanswered: Had Dr. V created a great golf club or merely a great story?"

White people are adopting black children hoping that one day it gives them a free pass to say Nigga. No exaggeration. That's how seriously desperate some of them are to use the word.

*sigh*...tell em', Paul Mooney:

the irony of macklemore being on the cover of the source's twitter pic for this announcement is not lost on me...not at all... ;-)

Are you serious?

60 years preparing for Burning Man.

I hate when people use Martin Luther King Jr. as a some sort of moral compass for all Black folk everywhere. Let's talk about how his actual father is a Black Panther, who didn't believe that nonviolence (the actual method of resistance that people trained to use b/c defending oneself) was necessary for change. But,

But Jennifer Lawrence just loves food!! She's so relatable!

"GAH! HUMAN COOTIES! I'LL NEVER BE CLEAN!"

Wow. This is the first and probably only time I'm gonna say you fuckin' go Kanye.

I knew it! It was actually one set of twins and an elaborate set of funhouse mirrors!

You read my comment wrong.

Back when I paid for a netflix subscription, I had a monthly ritual of cranking up Hoarders and listening to it while cleaning. I would pretend the concerned family members and mental health professionals were in fact talking about my filthy apartment, thus motivating me to clean.

It took me a minute to get past the "my cousin was reading porn by candlelight" line, which was hilarious (I don't mean to be disrespectful).

PORN BY CANDLELIGHT

I thought the video of the author was just the first SNL skit I've laughed at in a decade.