Argylls, a type of Hunter, are 35 bucks on my side of the Atlantic. It's one of the few things that cost less in the UK. That and Ryvita crackers:

This won't scar her for life at all...?

Fits Zoolander's male model theory too a tee.

@eri401: This guy has: [fourfour.typepad.com]

@CWnerd12: Here, here!

@accio_coffee: That's a brilliant idea.

Someone thought Mr. and Mrs. Smith was a documentary.

Why did I imagine those tweets narrated in Finn Tutola's voice? (weeps)

Fee-vah!

@lilithmelpomene: Considering that I noticed the clown super late... yeah.

If the findings were flipped (as in I'd rather have pizza/sex over self-esteem) they'd come up with a different negative result.

@dcorsetto: Actually choked on my tea when I read that. Hearted!

I can't believe someone took the time to draw this.

I've posted my answer before in a post from a while back, so apologies to those who'e seen it already:

I can't watch this whole thing. Once the singing started, they lost me.

@margarine-for-error: You had me at Electric Bugaloo.

@littleada: But that usually occurs when the family members are separated from birth/childhood. He might have been grooming her for this all along.

@littleada: But that usually occurs when the family members are separated from birth/childhood. He might have been grooming her for this all along.