@Chrysocolla: So naming my kid "Lleh." I'll say it's "Portuguese or something."

@onestrawplz: Freaky how Belle's father was an inventor! Too perfect!

Beautiful.

I'm in love. French bulldogs? Sweaters? Bad behavior? Welcome to me in my previous life.

Can someone update as to whether Naomi Campbell's Baaaaad Ass Song is still in progress?

It looks like a fussy nightmare hotel.

Wow. No.

@Oleander: And Dov's mustache looks like a quickly taped on disguise... (dun dun dun)

I'd hate on A&F, and gloat because I don't own a stitch of clothing from them, but on the other hand I own multiple things from American Apparel, which is the dirty hipster version of the same philosophy.

@Algernon: Whoa! I haven't seen this ages. Brilliant video.

@LilyBonesBurana: Man, I wish I had friends like that.

@LilyBonesBurana: Remember: You cannot unwatch.

BLIND.

Freshman, eh? I really hope the stupidity of this article follows her for the rest of her life. (Which is a weird wish to have in light of a sexual assault post, but still.)

This makeup's so easy caveman could do it!

@MsFeasance: I missed the Amanda Palmer thing. What happened?

@BoatGirl: Oh, my God. I would've died. I'm so sorry you had to go through that shit!

Brings back pre-Atheism memories. (I kind of miss giving the other kids the knowing ashes-to-ashed head flip, though.)

@sassyredhead: Nope! Lyndsey Scott. Lovely!

@quitelikely: I can't handle this.