@amowls: That's exactly what I was thinking. NEVER mock the older looking kid.

Why did "You don't have to be a Prostitute" by Flight of the Conchords just come into my head? (I'm way too much of a hater at this age.)

@Hecklerette: Oh, yay! Idris! NEVERMIND. But get Colin Salmon in here, too!

Colin Salmon or Idris Elba, anyone?

How the heck was this article in the same magazine as the Hasbian article? Make up your mind, Details!

Wow. That was unusually painful.

Why is the Prince's blazer all wrinkly at the back? Yes, OCD observation gets in my way of registering beautiful stories...

"It could have rabies!" "Wait, then why am I standing near it?" PRICELESS.

Holy crap, that little kiddy voice is SCARY.

@88i88: I just started Citalopram for OCD (not Pure O....Impure O?) and anxiety. The whole meds thing is a new adventure for me...

@SheelaNaGig: That's awesome.

@seitzk004: My trans man boyfriend (he's 26) uses both Transman and FTM. Sometimes, Trannisaurus Rex. It really depends on the person.

@mannequin: This could've reflected how adorable and sweet they are with the right soundtrack, not this Hannibal Lecter crap.

@HaukAhala: Had she gone and actually killed herself over a mere $5,000 (relative to one's child's life), he wouldn't be the same.

The Situation kills it. Pauly D is only killing me inside.

Fig 1. The New JLo song. Argh.

@The-Ohio-Player: I hope so!

I'd get it, but it would make me look like a large baby. If I get it in leopard, I'd look like a large, draggy baby.

He doesn't look like the average baby-backpack toter...

In her defense, she didn't say, "I, Lohan, saved 40 children." She did, unfortunately, make a rather ambiguous statement.