@Hecklerette: I'll save you the click: "U Like mah beenie behbeh collectshun? It vintage."

I though LoRon was over by now. And why doesn't Samantha just call it off? #lindsaylohantwitter

"I know I'll never find anyone like him again!"

This reminds me of the boardwalk carnival scene in Big.

@Good Cop Baby Cop: YES. Thank you! #dailyshowglennbeck

Keisha dates SHITTY guys.

@Lana Leigh loves Meryl Streep: That's a shame. I was so psyched for the "Evil Stepfather" potential. #mommywars

I kind of want to see that film "The Stepfather." The trailer made me think it totally turned this concept on its head. #mommywars

Andy Cohen's face at 0:44 is PERFECT. #kimzolciaktardyforthepartylive

@flash: Seriously. Why is she "standing for" emotional abuse? #haileyglassmantheinsider

Does anyone else think that John Gosselin looks like a cat? Like a puffy, paunchy, Persian cat? No? Just me? Ok... #jongosselin

There's something eerie about the way these are shot and performed. There's no warmth, only peppy, 2-D archetypes. Even the lighting is a bit harsh.

Every time I read that she had an affair with "Gene Vidal", I see the name "Gore Vidal." Impossible! #ameliareviews

@Doreen DelPurgatorio: Well, he's no Dr. Who... #ageprogressionmadmen

Keeping "his paws" together in a knot just doesn't appeal to me on any level. #november09cosmopolitan

Off topic, but this twitter like format is hideous. #michelleobamagirlscouts

The Trapped in the Closet gif made my liiife. Maybe because I'm a wee bit stooooned.

@rednrowdy: That's basically depicts the dynamic between my brother and me lately. It's horrible.

This explains her hopelessly elastic relationship with drugs. Poor woman.