Yea I was kind of annoyed by her (though I like her in Elf) until I started watching New Girl at my sister's behest.

Yea, I'm hypoglycemic and I will get shaky, sweaty, slur words etc if I go too long without eating. People! They're all different!

Haha I am a Austin native so gluten free options are abundant for me. I'm very lucky in that respect.

Seriously. A. Fig. One fig? Hell no. When I'm feeling indulgent I order a gluten free pizza with chevre, garlic, pepperoni and spinach, take a few lactaid pills and eat the whole fucking thing.

I had a spacer for a year and then braces for 2.5-3 years. My teeth were pretty fucked though: one of my front teeth grew in a full 90 degrees, my upper was so narrow my teeth didn't actually line up when I closed my mouth and my lower teeth were crowded.

Wow what a terrible person he is! I'm sorry that that's how your relationship ended but it definitely seems like a dodged bullet. I know it's easier to say it than to process it but I hope you will be feeling better about it soon. Make 2013 your year!

"I need to stop. I feel my frontal lobe getting hot again"

Well those 'fatties' will DEFINITELY want to stick with it and persevere when they know that people like you are being total judgmental assholes.

Oh yes, the specialness. I'm not special, I'm annoyed as fuck that my body has suddenly become unable to handle two ingredients that are literally everywhere. I hate being 'that person' when I go out to eat or at parties. I don't like drawing attention to myself so I really hate it.

Right?! I'm lactose and gluten intolerant. Instead of spending crazy money on fancy gluten-free foods (which are still just processed foods) I just eat non processed real foods like eggs, vegetables and meat. Crazy, I know.

So much better than the stuff I see on STFU Parents, like a positive pregnancy test. Gross, you peed on that.

Well when a woman is on a bus and is being violently raped and beaten and the bus goes through police checkpoints, I'd expect police action. A metal pole was inserted inside her body with such force THAT HER INTESTINES WERE PULLED OUT. Let that marinate before you tell people that they should calmly wait for a…

"At the same time, there is need to exercise calm at this juncture and for everyone to work together to improve the safety and security environment"

Thanks! Psh, I have brand new 32DDD boobs to take out for a drink!

Trying to process the bullshit about my ex. Just worked a 14 hour shift on my feet, time to go to a bar. I refuse to contact him, even though I would really like to say 'wow you couldn't get it together to treat me decently after 2.5 years and all we went through, and now you can just be someone's boyfriend two and a…

It can be really frustrating. There is a 17 inch difference between my waist and hip measurement and I have a short torso. I've been wearing vintage dresses almost exclusively for almost a decade now.

I'm the same way! 5'5" and 145lbs but I have a really small waist and ribcage and look 'average/thinnish' (except for my ass) People are always shocked when I tell them how much I weigh. I think I'm just very dense with my Irish peasant and Plains Native American genes.

The guy I'm kindasorta seeing told me "I don't drink coffee; I just do jumping jacks in the morning. It does the same thing" I was like WUT.

Haha, it's because tiny infants pretty much just sleep and you can cart them everywhere in a carrier. Then they start getting mobile and crying.

That video never gets old. The look on Michelle's face always cracks me up. I think it's his voice; it's so soothing.