Full steam ahead!

Not sure they could come up with 3.5 gallons of urine.

“Hail Mary” coolant infusion and “have faith...” Old trucks can give you religion faster than a Sunday school teacher.

I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.

Good to know that the PT Cruiser I sacrificed under the apex of the last full moon in the name of Willy, the almighty Jeep god, gave its life to a worthy cause.

Like twins, don’t think I would have figured it out without the cassette deck.

It’s not a bitchin Camaro.

Nnoble, did your wife run off with a Cadillac salesman? Your post was about 5% accurate.

Wow, you really nailed it. Quite the astute observation... I can’t even tell which is which:

But was it good enough to drive over the Verrazano Bridge? Jalopnik’s #1 bridge choice

You don’t need to register, tax or insure a track car as long as it’s stored on private property and trailered to events. If it’s on a public street, however, it’s going to need to be registered, taxed and insured.

No attentive driver would have driven straight into her without braking or attempting to swerve. Go argue that shit somewhere else.

Chances are the 19-inch wheels weigh slightly less with its tires than the 18-inch wheel does with its tires. Due to the 18-inch wheel having more rubber on it.

Could’ve lost the needed one.

The castle nut on the T-84 tranny is 1" and torqued to over 100lbs/ft iirc, so if you don’t have that one nor an adjustable wrench, you’re SOL

It did. It was a sinking feeling.

The metric system spares no man the misery of American defiance.

I’d have died. Literally. I would have died.

Wow - that is a heck of a story. Thanks, David!