Sounds like a good time to speed in Miami

well OBVIOUSLY I have the undoctered version!

That picture has obviously been doctored. The moon’s sky is only green on St Patrick’s Day.

1st gear: not to worry, the Trump administration is hard at work making sure america’s energy grid ups it’s emissions and retakes that #1 spot.

Wife? Nice try...

He’s French (Canadian) but still French so it’s an underpowered Peugeot 205 diesel

In retrospect Trasformers was pretty shit.

He’s fucking God compared to Caillou

It’s only available for the Peel P50, the Martin Stationette and the Hoffman.

Props for not going with Canada geese. Because fuck Canada geese.

you should see the sticker I just ordered

Most likely.

When it finally clicked that Daniel Tiger was THE daniel tiger from MRN my mind was blown. Thankfully, there is actually a ton of half decent preschool programming on tv these days that I can actually stand to be in the room with.

Alabama plates?

You called my creepy picture and raised the bar....

That uh... that uh... might actually be fitting for a lot of F350's. Sort of letting you know that like Cailou, the driver is a whiny-ass little bitch.

could be worse:

Could be worse...

Think I can I get this one by Christmas?

Seems plausible. Likely even. Who’s to say he hasn’t already done this with this very same Jeep?