Hipster fail.

Where are my Titanfall figures? WHERE?!

Possession is nine tenths the law

So, does the NFL do anything at all to help out a player having a mental health crisis or are they just on their own for that?

Because they have poor credit and it’s all they can afford?

When the AI takes over they will come to this dude for the blue prints.

The Bucs changing their jerseys wasn’t as bad as hooking themselves to Jameis, but it wasn’t THAT far behind. They had probably the best look in football, one that was completely and uniquely theirs, and now they look like what an 8-year-old would cook up on Madden Create A Team. It’s so sad.

Yes please, bring back the creamcicle unis

Vladimir:

“BRC owner Stephen Gore...”

The TSA only pulled him off because he contains more than 3.4 ounces of liquid.

there’s always one 

Yeah, to go with the 6 others out of 30.

who’d be the obvious ship if we weren’t all 99 percent sure she’s gay

Why would someone rev their car for minutes on end, especially at night? Why bounce it off the rev limiter? Why continue revving it after there are clearly flames emanating from underneath?

I died at Mustang Kamikaze Pilots.

I mean...something will happen right? We’re talking about a country where a guy with a rifle entered a pizza and ping pong parlor to free child sex slaves based on some 4chan shit.