Gotta get the widow skin before blizzard changes it for being too hot

Listen, nerds, here’s a free, billion dollar idea: self-clasping buttons and snaps.

TFW you’ve been working for ten years, five as an accountant, and some kid playing vidya games will make more money than you.

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

And then he dabbed.

I hope they ironed out all of the niggling bits that failed to connect with viewers from season 1 especially the “kill the guest bit”. Once was funny but over and over it just became stupid.

#justice4lamby

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

Now show us how he parked at the airport...

Goldwings are so awesome.

No woman has ever rubbed my Honda Accord and said “I want to go for a long ride on this”.

Beautiful. The Brits have the whole “resolve” thing down to a science.

I can’t wait to see the asshole’s mugshot. Good work CHP. It’s jerks like this that make it tougher on all the other riders trying to be safe out there.

As a punishment, she should be forced to drive a Chrysler Sebring Convertible until FCA’s reliability ratings are on par with Toyota

BMW as a graduation gift? I’m assuming she entered a 1-way construction zone illegally and the truck driving towards her was the pilot car.

Imagine how terrible of a driver you have to be to 1) react to a biker kicking your car at highway speeds, 2) try to engage a retaliatory attempt to take the biker out, and 3) to then lose control of the vehicle over something that was so inconsequential and not worth reacting to.

I really don’t know HOW those jurors looked at this and....I just can’t.

Any bigger and Matthew McConaughey is going to need a CDL