I like to shout “BUY A CAR, ASSHOLE!” to people who are clearly recreational cycling.

Necessary?!?!?1

cc’s? Nah, those are natural!

Some day we will reminisce about how easy it was to slap new mirrors on your bike.

I had my money on a pregnant model. This is better.

Yeah. I felt like hot shit cramming 9k dps out of a level 9 Converted SMG-9, until a coworker told me how he’s hit 30 and does 100k+ dps

I think cars would have inconsistent problems, and never crest 50k miles if we followed the HD method of manufacture and design.

I hope to come across a diner with an echo of Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer.

The kind of this that was only previously possible on CSI: Miami! The future is now!!

“If you no longer need your turret, cancel it by holding down the shoulder button assigned to the ability. It’ll destroy your current turret and speed up the cooldown on the next one.”

I can hardly believe people have blown through the game already. There’s quite a bit of NY to see and shoot. I maybe burnt 25 hours in the game this weekend and only scaled to level 13.

My hand is free, and already attached...

Charlie Kelly has the solution!

Thanks for the sideburn warning.

they did put out loads of them. I still have 5-6 laying around.

Whatevs

been dead to me since they adapted the Rumion to the lineup and dropped the bB.

“Some day, these brands will learn to not plan all of their launches on top of each other.”

The unfinished mass graves outside camp hudson were a nice touch too. I’ve been jokingly calling this game ‘Escape from New York the RPG’

I was surprised how good looking the deserted and thrashed NYC looked. Day and Night, clear weather or in heavy fog. Characters leave footprints in the snow, glass maps out the bullet holes in a very realistic manner. Slick streets reflect light as well as mirrors on abandoned trucks. Heck, even the UI map looks…