HarvestMoon
HarvestMoon
HarvestMoon

Oh, except women are often the only ones who show up.

Trump was a kid of an evil asshole. He never should have been saved.

Who cares if women are punished for abortion, gay marriage is outlawed, Muslims are persecuted, blacks are seen as criminals, babies are issued guns upon birth...

She sells shoes people buy (made in China).

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Oh, and let’s never forget, he said women who get abortions should be punished.

HOW CAN A JOURNALIST NOT FACT CHECK THE SIMPLEST THINGS?

She feels she’s suffered enough humiliation with her plagiarized speech and the revelation that they’ve been lying about her being college educated.

He and Melania have separate bathrooms because he refuses to acknowledge her bodily functions.

She hasn’t? Compare this to Trump’s record...

Not sure why Ivanka get a break here.

She wants the daddy money. She is just as bad as him.

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

...your stamina is so, herculean.

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Trump is disgusted by women and their bodily functions. Had a meltdown when this attorney attempted to use a prescheduled breast pumping break.

  • Guarantee up to 12 weeks of paid family and medical leave to care for a new child or a seriously ill family member, and up to 12 weeks of medical leave to recover from a serious illness or injury of their own.

New fathers take note! Ignore your children for the first 16 years of their lives then watch them do literally anything to win your affection.

And all Dukakis did was sit in a tank!

Ah, so the 1970's are back! Hippie reborn as boho chic.

This terrifying election has been hard to endure without Jon Stewart, but Sam Bee is coming to the rescue!

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He’s just following Trump’s lead when he suggested 2nd Amendment people assassinate Hillary.