Ever the statesman.
You guys, someone who is willing to cut off another person’s air supply - even for a moment - is dangerous as hell.
I don’t know anything about you, but your father wants you to know how proud he is that you graduated.
I once brought Make Your Own Sundae fixins. Easy, and a big hit!
I love potluck parties - happy birthday!
It's...not very good. At all.
tsarinazboobz would be worse.
Tsar Nicholas was obsessed with his Tsarina’s boobs.
Team no one.
We can enthrall crowds with our stories, can’t we!
If by great you mean overshaped to the point of creepy...
Little black boys can’t even carry toy guns without getting shot
This isn’t far fetched considering the Trump supporters at the RNC and elsewhere.
If you feel like letting Judge Wolf know that you appreciate her treating people with dignity and respect...
What a sad little group we are. Except we've got Tig!
Much better - once I got to go off to college.
This slays me. (I just posted a wire from this very story!). I had a tough stepfather who would throw my stuff out the window if my room wasn’t clean. Remember trying to explain why my stuff was on the front lawn whena friend came over after school. Her look of horror opened my eyes to the fact that this was far from…
If you were thinking to yourself, “Gee, I need some more Tig Notaro in my life”