These will certainly fuck up your clothes dryer.

Um, precisely. On both points.

They certainly haven’t done Clinton any favors here on Gawker Media.

Exactly.

And yet somehow she single-handedly designed implemented her email servers at the State Department?

And moms are stupid or something?

Cringe-tastic!

#teamlennonandmaisy

Damn. There goes my afternoon productivity.

The billowing matching jammies make me uncomfortable.

I may prefer the musical passion of Baby Gosling.

You just know Bush is singing the “teacher hit me with a ruler” version.

And Obama is watching out of the corner of his eye to see if Michelle rips his dancy arm off to beat him over the head with it.

Also a fan of the side eyes Bush was getting at the funeral yesterday, all the way down the line.

Does porn kill 32,000 Americans per year? No? Cuz guns do.

Martha’s Vineyard humor.

going to look for it now!

That is the best song ever (and thus my screen name).

Leslie is indeed a Pretty Woman.