A bug with only two eyes? It’s like you’re not even trying to ruin my night.

Another job for FireCrotch!

But, but can’t they just crawl out again somehow? And with revenge on their minds?

Excellent!

Oh, porn pics are back? Terrific!

This is so true that I’m now all sad, and mad.

Lindy still gets me.

January 2013: The first rumblings about an affair between Jay Z and new Roc Nation artist Rita Ora begin to emerge.

Brave of her to take this issue on. She will make a difference, but the NRA/gun nuts will scare and intimidate the crap out of her along the way. It's not fun.

Hope you find a less terrible place very soon. Then look back at those assholes with nothing but pity.

I've seen this before. Such truth. Embarrassing and heartbreaking all at once.

Yes. That was meant for someone else, but it’s super important info so now you have it too.

A gun in your home for protection is crazy. And a myth.

Tiny population - can skew the data.

We’ve got this going for us too...

Incredibly foolish to buy a gun for “protection”. Gun free homes are so much safer. If you have a gun, get rid of it.

Just another bullet-ridden day in the good ole US of A.

No no no no! Too cruel!

It’s can be lonely being right.