oh the hours invested in this...all for not

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue...

As a registered engineer, I know in my heart that the unshielded exhaust port was an unauthorized field change made by the contractor. That’s my story and I am sticking to it.

That was a fine game!

and even an A-wing ramming a TIE would win. hahahaha.

I used to play the sh*t out of x-wing and tie fighter!

The biggest problem was that the TIE Fighter could only take two blaster hits from an X-Wing before being destroyed. If you were in an X-Wing or A-Wing as shown below, this was a good thing:

“I ordered a Bud Light draft”

Friend, there is no hot pocket. In Russia, we only have hot potato. Is sometimes cold.

Just get rid of all Greek life on campus. Not one redeemable quality or benefit that you couldn't get doing something else.

to that dickhead in the video, you should be ticketed for driving that stanced piece of shit on the road. Stupidity should cost you.

Loots like a Pacer

Armored car: made to move itself around without getting hurt
Tractor: made to bend nature to the will of man

He must have used a digital tire gauge.

Did the helicopter feel the pea?

I'm just wondering if somewhere there's a guy with a story about buying cheap softcore porn and finding out it was actually X-men Legends.

6 turnin' and 4 burnin'...hellz yeah!