Domesticated dogs cannot hear a cloud pass overhead or the rhythm of your blood. They cannot track you by yesterday's shadow. And they cannot tear the scream from your throat.

The tail pipe kills it for me.

So..no hagwalah?

Everyone know that you need to lose weight on the rims to increase speed and quickness.

VTEC just kicked in....

Exactly...ask Jesus.

But have you tried communism......high?

Some EVs like the Tesla Model S are really fast. With a top speed of around 80 mph, this Mitsubishi isn't one of those. But hey, at least it's real-wheel drive!

150 decibels...typical Who concert.

nailed it

One thing for sure...it's no moon.....

Anyone whould gives a sh!t about anything that Miley has to say is too dumb to deal with.

The tram says 'Funky"

Meh.....it will buff out....

This is a SUV. It should not be wasting my Jalopnik time. Cause it ain't a car that could be fun to drive.

Ronin tunnel chase...FTW

Can we use the "c&nt" word...or does she still have a ways to go?

Boxer uber alles

no BRRAAPPPP, no win.....