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I'll be more inclined to celebrate the studio after the game is released and is what they promised it to be.

The ending is so bittersweet, wistful, and perfect. A game that's not afraid of melancholy. I still get feels.

Pull Retro off of whatever nonsense they are making and put them to work on Metroid Prime 4 IMMEDIATELY

No, I'm saying that giving the idiots more attention than they deserve is completely counter-productive. You're practically asking for the kinds of people you just mentioned to show up and start talking even more shit, so why bother? We know they exist, you don't have to bring it up every time.

This post contains so much straw you can smell the manure from space.

That was awesome. As well as the Shadow Moses level.

I guess this is a thing for people who have their Kinects plugged in. I haven't had a reason to do that for six months.

if you think this looks terrible, you need to start playing more games.

Still the best version! Some stank but a lot of the G1 toys were epic in their ability to actually look like the vehicle they were supposed to be, without too much bumpf.

Farewell, Mythic. I hope everyone realizes that regardless of how they felt about their games, this is a company full of people and those people have all just gotten a huge shock. If you've ever been laid off before, you know the feeling.

Is it bad that I found Waldo first?

That is one of the most obnoxious inventions I've ever read of. I get that there are pervs and creeps in the world, but why should this person get more body space in public that anyone else? I'd stick tacks in her dress to deflate it if unlucky enough to be shoved aside by this princess.

Oh man, Kings Quest. That takes me back. Back to breaking keyboards thanks to that stupid cat & rat puzzle.

Before the Oculus Rift and the Kinect, there was a time when the 3-button wheel mouse and NES Zappers ruled the earth. It was a much simpler time. These paintings by artist Heather Martinez are just perfect to take us back a few decades.

You know, you could like...release the tools or hell, even a patch that allows people to play these games without being hooked up to the mothership. But no, instead of fostering goodwill with your customer base you decide on strengthening your campaign to win back 'Worst Company of the Year' for 2015. Well done EA,

One day, I'll open Dungeons and Flagons, a tabletop gaming bar.

It's too mainstream now. Or you could maybe try and do a Hipster Simulator?

Taken on my sixtieth!