Dammit Totilo, I'm seriously considering regrowing the beard so it can flame you instead of me.

Yay. He's in two cities I'll never be near. Someone have him sign my copy of MGS4?

@UCB-Disco: I appreciate the comments. I'll start looking for a used Wii.

That is impressive. I wish I had the money to do that.

Now this has epic written all over it.

My suggestion for the wedding, Mike? Have her drag you to the altar by that nose ring.

@reverend_green: LOL. Just LOL. I was being FACETIOUS with my pricing part. I'm sure I can find the games. I'm sure I could also pirate them if I wanted. My problem is justifying $200 for a handful of games.

I stopped reading replies after the sixth or so flame from fanboys. You go insane because I don't like your precious console. Newsflash - I'm not alone. If it hurts your eyes so much to read that someone doesn't prefer your precious console, READ ELSEWHERE. Now I'll have to get a used Wii, then let it gather dust,…

@spider-ham: I might just do that to get my Monster Hunter fix. I do miss the days of playing the original on my PS2.

@Bluestar2k9: I refuse to by a console on a single game. You are free to play your shovelware. Until Nintendo figures out a way to cater to me, I'll stick with my PS3 and 360, which seem to have the market share of playability.

@dinofan01: So you enjoy shovelware? Have fun playing Action Girlz Racing.

What truly angers me about this title is that it's a Wii-exclusive. And I won't buy a Wii.

@OmegaArchetype: Few and far between are the times I can find players worth listening to. Even rarer are the ones I add to my list.

Well written, and completely on the dot. I stick to party chat, mainly, when I play these days.

I got a question...I can haz preview play?

@kathartik: Oh snap! I'll get that one episode of that crummy show just for that one purpose!

/petergriffin

@vorpal_raddish: Night Court FTW! I wish that show would have a reunion.

When I fell off my Wii Fit board, all I did was crack my skull. Amanda, would you like to trade injuries?

Props to Shoryuken for their efforts. Props to MadCatz for caring about a gamer. Let's get this guy and his family some help...this is the way things should be done in America - WE help one another, not someone going and begging the government for help.