Champions Online. I was accepted into Closed Beta, but my PC can't handle it.

Fahey got burned by Claudia Black. Are we surprised?

Wow. I'll say this - if ANY SINGLE CHARACTER in this announces a move, say John(if you know Halo you know who I'm referring to) says, "ULTIMATE STICKY GRENADE BLAST," when throwing a grenade? I'll see to it that Halo never sells again by leaping off the top of Bungie's offices to my death. I mean it. No retarded move…

@Komrade Kayce - Hero of Soviet Kotaku: Concurred. KANE LIVES!

@iEro-Sennin: I'm sure they'll sell something like it to you.

Ah, five million gold farmers chomping at the bit.

Alrighty, time to continue the Kotaku Book Club Discussion. This time, lets talk about Halo: Contact Harvest. I think the book really fleshes out some of Johnson's back story. I do enjoy the expanded story behind the Covenant as well, learning the names of the different Covenant races. I think I see Grunts in a whole…

@sits: Agreed. This game is an incredible classic, with great music. It's a shame someone's desperate to make a buck though.

Yet another reason for me to respect you, Owen. You love Bloom County. BILL THE CAT FOREVER!

Heh. Obama needed to tell the black community(I REFUSE to use African-American) to actually start marrying the mothers of their children. Or, hell, what do you know, maybe being DADDIES instead of being sperm donors.

Wow. They let Owen have THAT much responsibility? Better have the cops, the Powerpuff Girls, and the Power Rangers on standby. Oh, and congrats Owen.

@DoktorSleepless: They intend on buying Mario's coveralls next.

@Fluorine: God created us with free will. Just as we discipline our children, God let Adam and Eve make their own choices. He already knew what the result was, which is why he had Jesus waiting in the wings, but he HOPED that Adam and Eve would never had eaten.

@PaxtonAstypalaea-Prime: When Adam and Eve ate of the Tree of Knowledge, they realized they were nude, and were ashamed of it. Yes, their screwup is what started all of that nonsense about nudity. If people could stop seeing it as a sexual thing, nudity would be more accepted. Sadly, this will never be the case until…

@Xeno: The same here, Xeno. It was mindboggling just how desperate the military was to put an end to the buggers only to find out that the buggers weren't ever going to invade again! Poor Ender was totally mindscrewed from the get-go!

I want to discuss the KBC(Kotaku Book Club). I read Ender's Game first, and I'm reading Contact : Harvest now. So, let's discuss Ender's Game, with a caveat - if you haven't read this book you better stay out of this discussion. It's SPOILERIFIC!

@VenomIreland: I second the GIMP nomination. It's open source, which is usually a good thing.

@rich8606: I think it was an awesome choice to bring in the voice talent from the animated series. I do also like the choice of going with the live-action look of Bane as well.

@rich8606: I think it was an awesome choice to bring in the voice talent from the animated series. I do also like the choice of going with the live-action look of Bane as well.

@tehdorkz: You'd be surprised. I enjoyed the Iron Man game immensely.