"Dick and balls" is specific, while crotch is a general region. This leads me to write a sentence I did not ever want to put together, but, in the name of science...

I like her because she has big boobies.

Usually when Verlander lightly handles his ball towards a plus-size target, he only gets to first base.

I'm sure you intended this to sound only 10 percent as creepy as it doees

I still have no idea how he managed to give up 3 earned runs on the throw.

Twenty minutes later the Braves offered Upton a three year contract to play left field.

"Aww, thanks Justin! This will go well with the gift basket I got from Jeter this morning."

It was the first of three balls that Upton would get her hands on that night.

Ever since he got with her he couldn't give a shit how he pitches and I don't blame him.

When asked about his opinion on Hamas, Emmitt Smith replied that it's too garlicky.

If the runner is nowhere near the base when you are "blocking" it, why does it matter? I could see if the runner has nowhere to go when the catcher does not have the ball but when the runner isn't even close yet, then the catcher gets the ball and the runner THEN is blocked by a man with the ball, it should be legit.…

You must've heard "try again" pretty often during grammar tests in elementary school.

Best arm I've seen in 20 years.

Every time one of these plays comes up I say the same thing. If you want to eliminate home plate collisions make the runner have to slide on a close play. If he doesn't then he is called out.

"The rule is a mess"

The rule makes absolutely no mention of foul territory. It just says you cannot block the plate without the ball, unless the throw moves you there. You can see Mathis CHECK his feet to make sure he wasn't, and then see him follow the throw, and move over. Besides that, the throw DID take him there. How can you say…

This is why this is such a dumb call.

This has become the crease rule of baseball: intended to protect players, but so poorly thought out that it ends up screwing everyone.

You know what's sad? Gary in the original game was more of a victim. He hated 'you' specifically because the one parent in his life, his own Grandfather favoured you over him. Not to mention that he lost his pokemon, as in it DIED. And you're the one who killed it. Because there was no pokemon center on that ship…

Hey, Mike and Mike were decent for once. Bravo, fellas