I think i speak for most anyone with a brain when I ask, who fucking cares?

I'm must be missing something...dyeing your hair blond means you're pretending to be white? Wut?

I don't think many of us kept the same hair styles/looks from our adolescents... due to either embarrassment or baldness.

It's too easy to condemn Neymar for pretending to be white

If you had waited for three more home runs, you could have added Carl Yaz into the story, and gone Full-Boston-Click-Troll. The whole "played for the love of the game" in a "more innocent time" etc.

Nobody needs your facts Jason. Just because it didn't happen doesn't mean...it didn't...wait...

It's time. If you don't have a Wii U, it's time to get one.

Man, I assumed Deadspin was struggling, but had no idea $325 would "really bone" you guys. I'm sorry for complaining about the annoying ads and sponsored posts. :(

No money should be given for shooting in portrait

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$0.38 an ounce works out to $6.08 a pint (or $6.40 for premium brew). That's actually a great deal for a ballpark.

Corporate shill, fuck you Petchesky.

I thought you needed three rings for a circus.

Those questions are the most fun to answer.

...I'm reasonably sure the "question" was rhetorical.

How many children did running on a soccer field during a game save again?

No, I will not skip, that is impolite. Instead I shall watch this video while high and billing a client 3 figures an hour, like Tod intended.

RIGHT. FUCKING. ON.

holy fuck 40 minutes. i better pack a bowl.

This guy can afford decent clothes, a custom Superman T-shirt, and a ticket to a World Cup match. Why isn't he spending it all on the favelas?????