I loved reading this, but I can't get behind Orton as any sort of good worker. His matches are filled with rest holds, kicks and a "five moves of doom" that makes Cena seem organic.

I now have to try hitting space a few times to log into any website.

You didn't need to make the disclaimer that you haven't read the book. That much was obvious from the rest of your op-ed. You also sound like you've only watched a highlight reel a few minutes long that some random person compilated and put on youtube...

DotA players always so salty their game is 2nd place to a superior experience.

No. I will not shut up. There's a difference between writing a good headline and the "Most amazing story you'll see all day!" garbage HuffPo (and Gawker sometimes) is known for. That is the fucking worst.

Oh Yee of little integrity.

I know how Facebook makes it's money.

Virtual Christian single ads overlaid on top of Dark Souls 3 confirmed.

Great. Before, those goddamn click-farming social game spam invites were only metaphorically in my face. Now they will literally be in my face.

Well, that just killed my interest in the Oculus Rift. "Most social platform ever". Am I seriously the only game who hates everything becoming more "social"? I don't care for online multiplayer and I keep my online status hidden on everything. Is it so wrong to want to just enjoy games alone?

The fact that he is looking at porn, which is the objectifying of women and support of rape culture and male privilege, would clearly be all the evidence you would need to convict him if the jury were made up of Jezebel devotees.

Seems pretty late in the game to introduce a third leg as evidence.

"Ok, let's work on your execu-speak. I'm worried about blank".

So 50,000 man hours, that's 25 people working full time (North American standards) for a year. Sounds like only the supreme committee has not had any injuries/fatalities. Interesting fact for him to bring up.

That's a tautology. If you ask someone who isn't a fan if they are a fan, you will discover that they are not a fan.

One of his reasons he gave was the basketball played in the NBA right now was some of the worst he's ever seen. And he's fucking lying right through his teeth.

I wasn't aware massive financial success and grammy wins make someone underrated...

Underrated? Wikipedia estimates that she's sold 24 million albums worldwide, and 125 million singles.