"Easiest money I ever made," said the guard. "He was always in the center of the room, since he refused to get anywhere near the walls, and every time he tried to get past me, he'd end up missing the door completely."

Lol, watch Indie Game the movie, then you'll see everything about Phil Fish. But yeah, he does get some respect for his reply, I still dislike him though.

Then dont put a game out with bugs and expect MSoft to pay for your mistakes. Being that you didnt invest enough in playtesting is why your game was broke not Msoft.

I watched the Indie games documentary. Fish struck me as incredibly needy and uncooperative.

I'm sorry for everyone who enjoys Fez, but I'm sick of hearing this guy complain. We get it, you hate MS and their business practices. Good Lord, let it go.

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I understand Penn St removing the Paterno statue. But relocating it to an abandoned dump was a little harsh.

Prince Hippo has a long way to go before he's anywhere close to the fighter his father was.

whoooshhh

those officers obviously haven't heard of a little thing called the 2nd amendment.

Ellen Page rides that subway, and she's not happy about it either.

Seriously. My favorite ridiculous analogy from this interview was the iTunes app store / iPad comparison. I can't believe he seriously thinks these are comparable situations. I sync my iPhone to iTunes maybe one a month at best. Apple doesn't disable all of my games and apps just because I go more than a day without…

talk to me about that "only 15" minutes when soccer players start getting hit by trucks every 45 seconds. Of course the soccer nancies can run around for 20 minutes. Any time there is any direct physical contact or even lengthy eye contact in soccer, someone goes down like there's a sniper on the roof and has to be…

I agree that you may feel that way, but I'm pretty sure that prefacing an opinion with the word Fact: makes you look like a douche.

Surely our sport with fewer players, fewer rules, and no viable way for the coach to reliably direct where the ball goes requires more thinking than yours!

American football require a lot more thinking than you realize. They need to make a plan before each try. They don't just line up and run into each other and see what happen. It's a mix of brute force , speed and planning. European football on the other hand has less planning and focus a lot more on speed and agility…

There is more than one comment with this same sentiment here. Is this honestly what Soccer fans tell themselves? Like, honestly? Because that is hilarious.

You mean where a play is called to get 11 men in position, but the QB surveys the set up defense and routinely audibles the play to take advantages of weaknesses he sees in the defense, including determining where the pass rush is coming from and signaling that player. All of which has to be done in less than 40…

So deadspin slays Dan Shaughnessy for writing about steroid use suspicions. Fair enough. Shaughnessy shouldn't have included Ortiz's nationality in his list of suspicions.

I'm a big fan of Ace Attorney series but I don't know. Wright looks a bit like a pimp more then a classy lawyer.