Toby was awful as spiderman. What toby was is an excellent Peter Parker.

sack up and ask her "Hey, do you want to go out and grab something to eat/ go to a movie/ ect with me sometime?"

yes, everyone jogging while 2-3 players actually attempt to sprint and run an offense for 10 seconds before clearing the ball and jogging or walking back to there places in the scheme is much more entertaining. If your lucky 1-2 of those thrilling sequences per match will result in a meanigful result!

right, only the smarter route where you get out while the Contract is still low and you haven't knocked her up yet. Call it Brady 2.0

yes, but a majority of people, or at least a vocal minority, will never be satisfied with that.

Stereotypes are fun! I'm gonna give it a go, to build on your fine work!

meh I don't buy it. I think what happened is the circle of life. Guy meets girl in college, falls for her. Guy goes to NFL, surrounded by hotter, sluttier tail that wants to fuck him. Guy divorces college sweetheart to fuck said tail.

What shift? he played a character on TV, of course his personal views differ from the TV character.

which most of these athletes participated in, some to an olympic level.

If you think the outcome of figure skating isn't largely determined before people hit the Ice I have a bridge to sell you.

Damn! I forgot we have to do a complete and full background check before forming an opinion on peoples opinions. I knew i forgot to run that fucking CORI check before feeling good about this audio clip. GOD DAMN IT.

yea, ok. Let me know when Concert Performers pull the kind of complex athletic feats wrestlers do.

That makes zero sense. Why would he divorce the beard then, so she can go write a tell all book about it?

I didn't realize Clarrisa's Aunt had aged so well.

Between this and the preview vid, which pretty much focused on generic, cover combat and not any sort of the interesting gameplay the promised, I feel like this game may have lost it's ambitious side and become Saints Row: Chicago edition.

So, a guy clearly wrote this. It seems to scream "Fake Troll Job!"

I don't see how people are missing that Smith wanted the 5 minute major. Smith is a tough kid, he's not going to die on the ice from trying to pound on Chara. Meanwhile, if Chara did drop, he would have been gone for at least 5 minutes. Detroit can do without smith for 5 minutes, Boston's entire defense changes if…

not to slow down the train to retard ville, but you don't suppose that's because smith is a scrub, and Chara is among the top defenseman in the league do you? Why, it's almost as if Smith was trying to bait a penalty and Chara wouldn't oblige him.

Dear Weed Smoking Dad,

This show's not really known for throwaway scenes for the hell of it. What's the last true throwaway scene you can think of?