My fiancee and I love baked garlic, served with some nice cheese, Ritz crackers and chutney. It's delicious. And it also makes us REEK of garlic for days. (And any potential illnesses lying in wait gets obliterated!)

Other excellent ways to make a good impression are by correctly using capital letters and spelling words correctly. Business jargon is not the purview of the overly educated, it is used by those who want others to be impressed by language, not by content. I have a JD and a PhD and would slit my throat before I said…

I think in a lot of cases they're just super concerned with maintaining their boyfriends' frail egos.

That's all well and good, but having met someone for the first time, I forget their name while I'm talking to them.