Please dear lord, do not start this discussion again...

It would be hilarious to hear “That Don’t Impress Me Much” blasting out of that in a Fresh Market parking lot.

The left front indicator seems to be leaking blinker fluid ;-)

Torch, you’ve written so many prank articles over the years that I don’t know if this is legit or your own special brand of horsescheisse...

How about Dinosaur Train instead?

Only if it is freshly ground to the ground.

Would be fun to troll poor O’Reilly’s employees with this

Autocross? Drag racing? Pikes Peak? These are all questions I would love to see answered with “deuce and a half”.

My friend’s ‘71 single cab Transporter.

I see you shiver with antici

Make it fit!

Deadspin: Come for the dick jokes, stay for the... more dick jokes.

Bring A Trailer Wheelbarrow.

me: What is NSFW about this?

In assessing the rationality and credibility of this person, well...

Why do people put that stupid music in the background?

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?