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Oh Lorde, won't you buy me, a Mercedes Benz (that is actually a Maybach)...

Umm, Tesla? How about Tesla. Hey, you forgot about Tesla. Remember when America made the most future car in the world and it was called Tesla, which is made in America? Tesla, anyone?

Not for very long, but I'm gonna go with yes. Although momentum probably carried it more than thrust, right up to the point where the right wheel got traction again.

Or the 1.8L mill from an '85 GL with an automatic into a 911.

The best one-wheel-peel that I've ever seen.

Remember the commenter FordTempoFanatic? (or something like that) He would've loved this.

You could go all Inception by buying this and backing your living room window into your living room window.

A few thoughts:

Obviously it was his speeding that caused the light to appear green. Stupid Doppler shift.

...they found his head over by the snowcone concession.

Impreshive

I'd join you in curb-stomping his ass.

You can totally hear Nelson in that one!

Well it's Australia, a country filled to the brim with dumb ways to die.

Metrosexuals?

Håll min glögg!

That's right! Get back in your car and move it off the road you friggin mouthbreathing retards!

"Oh come on. I only jumped on her from the bottom turnbuckle."

I heard a child cry out. Mentally scarred for life, unable to ever function in society, 3 million please.