All those assisting in the delivery of the Palmer/Gaiman baby will work for hugs, high fives, free beer and the satisfaction of knowing they brought Amanda Palmer's spawn into the world.

"He feels betrayed because he claims Katie never gave him any warning she was leaving him."

Uh-oh, sounds like sommmmmebody's gotten rejected by too many metal chicks and therefore wants to believe that they only like metal BECAUSE OF THE BOYFRIEND...... Guys are so hilariously oversensitive! Too funny.

Oil Spiiiiiillllllll
(It's not subtle)

That sure is a funny way to spell "crippled with debt and living on the streets while waiting in line at the VA office"

Yeah, he does. But it's like they're trying to reduce him by comparing him to little girls, which is misogynistic.

From the Bieber article:

It just warms my heart that he called a bunch of whining men "so dramatic." Men's trivial concerns don't get trivialized nearly often enough.

Each rape you don't report ensures a bolder continuation and more victims.

Everyone processes tragedy differently. You have no idea what she was feeling at the time. Ugh I cannot with Madonna, but I have to defend her on this. You seem to have an idealized idea of what reporting a rape is like, especially in the 1970s in New York.

You know who else raped and beat Madonna, tying her up and physically, emotionally, and sexually assaulting her for over 9 hours, even beating her over the head with a baseball bat, and she didn't report it due to the humiliation, media attention, and trouble?

Chloe- she has a great recipe for a "sandwick"

I imagine Naomi could snatch one of Cara's eyebrows Kill Bill-style, leaving the other as a reminder not to fuck with her again.

"This is like Lilith Fair"

Rancic:

Not many outside of the Empire know this but we Kardashians have always been fond of Madonna.

Evolutionary psychology is such bullshit.

"That was very interesting to me, as an evolutionary psychologist, that it reflects kind of ancestral tendencies."

"Female serial killers gather and male serial killers hunt," Harrison said. "That was very interesting to me, as an evolutionary psychologist, that it reflects kind of ancestral tendencies."