he's like, fucking bonkers- if he didn't take no as an answer to ending the relationship, and then insisted he be allowed to visit after being told no, you can't visit?

I just recently found out Pamela Adlon was the voice of Bobby from King of the Hill and I don't know if I can ever recover.

Seriously...and then the entitled shit gave her an 'earful' later when he discovered the truth? Uhm, no, that's not the appropriate response. If a dude faked his own death to get out of communication with me, then I would be ashamed and reevaluate the situation to figure out what *I* did wrong. I would definitely not…

No...NO, Jez. I refuse to put any blame on this woman. Sure, she could have been honest, but how well does that work for women? Like honestly? No matter how *nice* she was, all it would have taken is for this dude to go on reddit/4chan/whatthefuckever and post her personal info with a sob story about 'uppity bitches,'…

Tell me again how simple it is to just tell a guy no. When someone literally has to fake their death to get rid of you, maybe its time to reevaluate your life. She's nicer than me because I would've been all " I faked my death to get away from a Stage 5 clinger like you!"

"Sorry they're only admitting family"

NOT MAD.

if you cry when you lose, you're a sore loser. if you cry because you lose to girls, you're a sexist sore loser, and learning a lesson like this will only help you grow as a person.

ur trying rly hard so i'll just bring out of the greys. guys, give him a pat on the head.

I love that basic apparently means "poor".

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL the Refinery29 tweets.

Hot take: Lilly Pulitzer's clothes are tacky and horrible.

wait

I can't believe this film is breaking so many record (well i can believe it because this country is a mess). Chris Kyle was a awful racist killer and now everyone is calling him a hero.

I had a heart attack because when I clicked on the article, the first thing I saw was "Laura Beck (RIP)". AAAaaaaahhhh.

kate mckinnon is a national treasure. the same can not be said for the biebs.

What I like about Kate McKinnon's impersonation of the Biebs is it is such a subtle dig at his swag and ridiculous posturing. What I don't like when people make fun of the Biebs is when people start calling him a "lesbian" and "girl" as if those things are bad. And it's always the same people who are against bullying.…

Kate McKinnon is hands down my favorite cast member. They need to have her in more sketches!

Not for nothing, but for all your harping on the proper way to communicate in the English language, your writing is incredibly convoluted. I'd take their morsels of slang over your overwrought ten-dollar words any day.