Nobody better ever charge me for tearing the purse hooks off their stall doors now, because I will be doing that EVERYWHERE.

This is my all-time favorite KitH, ever. Squash Strawberry Alleycat!

I absolutely adore it when they pronounce the name "Slendermin." It's a lot like hearing someone's parents talk about how the kids these days play May-rio games.

Look, I hate tabloids too, but how are we not giving Us an A+ for divulging that Arya and the Hound are real life BFFs who speak to each other in a secret egg language? ADORABLE.

Us interviewed Maisie Williams from Game of Thronesand she said some cute stuff about the actor who plays The Hound: "We have our own 'egg language' that Rory taught me. If the day is getting really long, he'll say, 'Are we nearly finished?' in our language. Everyone else is like, 'What the hell are you two doing?' We…

I've got no self control when it comes to candy, so I'd eat the whole thing. :(

"some sort of grotesque skin condition."

"Mediocre" is a fairly generous description of those bands :-/

Look at the point, eluding you by zillions of miles, Captain Obvious.

This is why there is porn, pictures of women nearly naked everywhere and yet...these guys still do this. It tells you something, namely that they do it because they get off on the lack of consent, on the predatory nature of it. That's was really grosses me out.

Best reality show ever.

Shitty Bay Area band feuds, good times.

I bet they'll give you a creepy vibe after you watch the frontman, Stephan Jenkins, on Cribs.

This is all I have to say about Charlize Theron:

Smash Mouth, I'ma let you finish, but Creed and 311 had one of the best '90s band feuds of all time.

Charlize Theron had a relationship with that lead singer. Between your story and now Sean Penn I think she has two eyes that are blind.

I didn't need Staind to tell me that Staind fans were pieces of shit. That's where the term "shitstain" comes from. But...I kind of respect him for this. My little sister recently went to a Third Eye Blind concert for nostalgic reasons, and she says the lead singer got into a rant about: "If you're gonna crowd surf,…

Fixed it.

Well, House of Cards is infinitely more interesting to me than a blowjob 14 years ago. So I'm on board.