Remember, folks, racy photo spreads where penile content is involved is still totally okay for not-yet-elected politicians!

How is this relevant to her position as a doctor? If she had been a former toothpaste model, would she still have been fired? Ugh.

Racists who live in the counties immediately surrounding Milwaukee.

I wasn't able to do enough to help get this guy recalled, but if he seriously runs for President I'll quit my day job to campaign against him. You really, really don't want him running the rest of the country at the Koch brothers' beck and call.

Everybody knows that future doctors need to take the no-thong-modeling oath. Jeez.

You're a sexual predator.

It's not just guys there, either, though the problem on the other side of the aisle is boastful TMI. Neither group accepts that they might be acting with, shall we say, a certain degree of inconsideration, though.

"Obesity" is in the headline of the original article. If you think I'm "shoehorning" my pet issue in here, blame the international media for framing it that way:

I'm sure the Olsens are sitting inside their castles made of dollar bills and weeping into their pillowcases stuffed with cash. Their solid gold wastepaper baskets filling with silk tissues.

I used to live on the same street, and I used to sit on the hill and smoke cigarettes and imagine which house was the Tanner house.

What an unsettling BMW ad.

How about badgering him for his ridiculous MRA beliefs and his ludicrous lawsuit asserting his right to block his baby mama from making a career move to New York?

I would go husband hunting, but hunting licenses have been really hard to get ever since the local husband population was decimated by chick flicks and demancaveification.

This is the best video.

A few years ago I was on a flight from Chicago back home. I sat on the aisle of a 3 seat row and next to me were two women in their 70s. You could tell they'd known each other forever and were the kind of women I think of as Broads. Ballsy ladies that had madcap adventures in old movies.

Oh for fuck's sake, this isn't even worth the time to explain to you, but let's try anyway, shall we? You're determined to put me in a box before even recognizing the problem with everything you're saying is fantastically cruel in its oversimplicity.

By that logic, why aren't male ski jumper's testicles dragging on the ground?

I mean, we have a black president, so racism must be over right? Or did it end with Rosa Parks? It's so hard to keep track of these things!

If anything, I think Dany could be called entitled. She has a huge entitlement complex about deserving the Iron Throne. But I think Dany is a special case because so many people are split about whether they love or hate her, while most of the other female characters are often categorized as either "aweseome badasses"…

I am old enough to remember girls throwing themselves down the stairs, having their boyfriends hit them in the abdomen, taking dangerous combinations of illegal drugs, and trying to sneak out of state to Washington, DC or NYC to end unwanted pregnancies. It was a terrifying time. I know more than one woman in my…