Meanwhile, across the zoo, Mavis the adult lion devours her first born. Birthdays, right?

Am I the only one who glanced at the headline and thought for a moment that it said "Gladys the Baby Gorilla Devours Her Firstborn?"

Unless there's a box in the room!

WHATEVER KAREN. YOU CAME FOR BABY GORILLA. YOU GOT BABY GORILLA.

I was trying to keep my journalistic integrity intact here and not mention that CAKE IS BULLSHIT AND GLADYS IS BEING ROBBED.

What the hell! Those big gorillas stole all the fruit off! No one said I had to watch baby Gladys share her damned birthday cake.

DEMANDING FULL REFUND.

That was awesome! Thank you! I love team cat.

evil cat overlord sorcerer

All this talk about inequality has been beautiful music to my ears. I remember how Occupy Wall Street was mocked by the national media as "jobless losers" who were "whining" about being unemployed and "useless." And you know what? OWS gave a push to so many movements that we are only just seeing the effects. Ideas and…

You know, say what you will about the Republicans, but they're really making a convincing argument that there's really no limit to the opportunities you can receive in America provided one of your parents was the governor of the state you grew up in.

Planned Parenthood delivered their own response to McMorris Rodgers:

how does this say short dudes are insecure...? I believe the test was done with women. exclusively. could have completely different results for men. SOMEONE HAS A COMPLEX.

RTFA

My disdain for Madonna has nothing to do with her age paired with her sexuality (Dolly Parton and Tina Turner are both older than Madonna and continue to sex it up and kick ass and I don't want them to ever change). It has to do with her obvious grabs for attention and the fact that she seems to be a fantastically…

I know I am really supposed to ignore the MRA trolls, but I am feeling sassy and I can't resist.

So the celebrities have their wires tapped, the people tapping don't actually release the what she said but in their trial the victims of the wiretapping are forced to have their messages made public? Wtf?

To be fair, I think any conversation with Daniel Craig might begin or end with "I love you" as just a knee jerk reaction.

This article is skirting the line that Jez draws whenever anyone expects feminism out of them...