I suspect her legal fees are substantial, but—and despite the fact that the whole “who supports women best” argument is tiresome—I think a public condemnation of Dr. Luke and refusal to work with him would have been a better way to go. That, of course, is riskier than writing a check.

My sister, her partner, and I went out for Margarita Monday a while back. This sort of thing happened, and I was like ughhhhhh. They were both laughing like no big deal, we get this all the time. I wanted to cut people’s throats and they were dealing with it in their way by laughing and giving people the face. You…

I always liked this pic when a crying baby settles down for President Obama after she wouldn’t with Michelle. I like her faux offended face.

I don’t see anything actually wrong with the comment now. She was asked if she can understand movies from certain cultures, and her response was basically, “I don’t know much about the intricacies of the Middle East but I think we all share some commonalities and I understand the humanities in those films.” Maybe I’m…

It’s a little more than “not exactly what happened.”

One time, my friend’s brother’s cousin’s neighbor’s sister’s stepdaughter’s boyfriend was walking by a park wearing a baseball cap, and the next thing you know, he was captured, forced to play short stop for six months, and then won the World Series.

Seriously. If that were the case, every male student in my classes would be forcing daily pickup games when spring starts.

Next time I see a guy in cargo pants I’m going to force him to build me a house. I mean, walking around looking all probably-owns-a-hammer...what did he think would happen? #CarpenterLookingAssBitch.

It's rampant in our society...forced basketball culture is a scourge on our culture. 😜

GO girl. When I was younger, I used to dress in flannel shirts and jeans to avoid attention and instead of catcalls, I got insults, and even “well-meaning,” “Why do you dress like that??” Uh, because you told me to dress down if I didn’t want your fucking attention. Here it is, now STFU.

I am confused. Why would I force a person to play basketball with me if he/she was dressed like a basketball player? Does that happen? Forced basketballery?

Yeeeesss! And THEN, they take it even further, and make Dong not only a Vietnamese guy, but played by a Korean actor, using a distinctly Japanese accent! Because in American TV, these things are all the same!

What if you discover that the goat is your true love?

Ya, that's what I said. :D

This is why people don't like white people.

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

He really deserves to be nominated for an Emmy.

I get the feeling this couple would enjoy their AMAZING SEX LIFE a lot less if they weren’t able to share it with the world. To help them love as well as they do, of course. Because they are only motivated by true altruism, of course. No attention whoring here, none at all.

Are you then saying that you find the rest of the question perfectly reasonable?

I AM SO READY. Netflix has been yawn-worthy lately.

New Unbreakable. New Archer. New BoJack. And hopefully new F is for Family.