I was in Journalism school during the case. Our professor made us follow the case and its coverage religiously. We had to know all kinds of details and how different news outlets were covering it all.

I wanna know who hit him with a shovel. What kind of shovel? What did he do to deserve being hit with a shovel? Was “Three Blind Mice” playing in the background when he was hit with said shovel? Did his two brothers named Earl also hit him with a saw and pipe wrench?

Please tell me they played this softly as he walked out the door.

Can’t tell from the video if he’s wearing Velcro shoes or not. Because with those T-Rex arms and Burger King small hands there’s no way that guy can even reach his shoes, let alone tie them.

Yeah, but he still has to finish his shift at Steak & Shake tonight, right?

Nope. Noticed a framed Hines Ward jersey on the wall and a Steeler Flag flying on my way out. Must have missed them on my way in. We’ve never been back there.

Any bar that has Steelers fans in it is a bar ruined.

Some people claim to like it. I personally hate it. Tastes gamey and borderline spoiled to me. To each his/her own.

Oh, absolutely. I’m glad to have grown up eating odd things compared to my white friends. Just some of the stuff I did not like.

Here in Atlanta there are butcher shops that have either a permit or permission to sell Guinea Pig meat.

Yeah, while most everyone grew up eating turkey and stuffing for Thanksgiving I grew up eating Cuy, Chicken Foot Soup, Goat Stew, and Cow Tongue. Goat Stew and Tongue are damn delicious though.

Now you don’t. It tastes awful. As a proud Ecuadorian-American I’ve tasted the traditional dish of roasted Guinea Pig known as Cuy (koo-ee). Imagine the gamiest venison or rabbit you’ve ever eaten. Now leave that gamey meat out on the counter for a day too long before reheating. That blend of spoiled meat and…

Best piece of advice I ever received came from the mother of one of my oldest friends. She simply said, “Have fun while you’re still in school because once you get done it’s nothing but work. So have as much fun as you can while you’re still in.”

NBA Jam: Tournament Edition for Sega Genesis. My room mates and I played this game whenever possible. I was actually pretty good at this game, but this day I was in the zone. It's easily the best video game performance of my life. Final score 125-5. No cheats, no bonuses, just a good old-fashioned whippin'. It was…

Never understood that game either. Had to sit with a kid once who was obsessed with the Youtube videos so I feel your pain. I'll just stick to adult games like Pokemon.

Yeah, but did he at least give her a decent tip?

They are made up in so much as standard names used in my friends and family. But feel free to pass them along.

The pause at the beginning is known as "Barbarians at the Gate." The pressure has reached an unbearable level. The brief walk after he drops his bag is known as "The Frankenstein." Trying to walk with clenched cheeks. The slight pause when he starts to drop trou is known as "The Mexican Standoff" when the pressure…

These are all things my mother has already done. She's friends with all my friends. All of them. Including college friends from 15 years ago who she's NEVER met.

May it please the court,