"Bourbon Street Has Not Been Set On Fire (Yet)"

. . . This is ourrr kuunnntraaay!

Just helping him pop a zit.....that's all....just a zit....nothing to see here....move on.

Hey, Artie Lang. Looks like this Nate Kaeding character is even worse than you at trying to kill himself. Things are looking up.

Been shaving with soap & water since college.

"They said it happened on the 10th floor and I'm the only one staying on the 10th floor," Curry said. "That's why I spent most of my time in (Nate Robinson's) room. I definitely believe there are ghosts in that hotel.

I'm surprised this made it past the censors. "Winning the Mexican Lottery" is similar to a Dirty Sanchez except you finish by Making it Rain with Pesos.

This, dear friends, is why we don't have a playoff system. You just don't get this kind of reaction from a playoff win. I've been saying it for years, a bowl win is like Spanish Fly.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: That's because sooner or later Zombie Summerall will catch the scent of brains and then all Hell will break loose.

@SavetoFavorites: No dummies. That's the getaway driver from Heat. C'mon!

@FlashIsBack: You know, I really should proof read my responses. I meant to say none of us throw our paper in the trash . . . nevermind, it's more entertaining the first time around.

@FlashIsBack:

Who knew Kenny Loggins was a backup QB for the Chargers?

Tarpussy is my favorite character from the beloved but banned Disney Porn, "Schlong of the South."

Is there a running clock rule in the NFL? Just sad.