LOL... Bath Salts... Also, I love how the next car just pulls right up.

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Laws are not universal, they only exist in thier own territories, and in peoples minds. If laws were universal, you would be guilty of violating of every Muslim law known, which is probably punishable by death by hanging or worse. I am not saying that I support what Chie San did. As an American married to a Japanese…

Ok, I live in Japan, and I have this game too. For some reason, Richard`s posts about Japanese games are always about two weeks late for me. I guess I get a lot of my shit on day one though. Anyway, while I agree that this game is dope, including it`s soundtrack, I would have led this article`s track list off with the…

"Saying we left the hood, but can`t get it out of us."

LOL... Husband swap... Ill give you my 2012 Yamaha Jog ZR, it`s a brand new scooter, that only takes like 3 dollars to fill up with gas. I`ll leave you all my Japanese dictionaries. Then I`ll hop in the Corolla, and drive straight to Colorado. Sleep in that bitch `til I can get my apt. set up. Buy my Ninja on some…

Yeah, I am not sure the move is really all that smart. I mean, I have a pretty good set up out here in Japan, better than most folks have in Japan. How a stupid foreigner managed all that is beyond me, but there you have it. Then again, I miss English, American stores, and American food. Real bad too. Maybe I should…

Where do you live now in the states? Japan is cool, but it is getting old. I dream of getting a Kawasaki Ninja, and moving out west, cruising all over the mountains and shit, in one of the states with cool Marijuana laws, like Colorado. Hopefully one day soon, the time will be right, and I can make it a reality.

About your baby`s momma`s and your mental issues, I have this to say, and I am not trying to be offensive, or pick a fight. Maybe you are thinking about your mental issues, and classifying them too much. Ever watch that show, Dr. House on TV? Every show they are spitting out some stupid ass medical terms like he has…

Yes and No. He stands out like sore thumb, but the Japanese kids are mostly nice to him. Japanese people in general, are very curious about us, like where we come from, or what we like to eat, etc. We are sort of treated like a wild animal, like a specimen in a zoo, so it is irritating at times, but it is not really…

Being a parent is full of risk, and nothing is guaranteed. As soon as your sperm enters a woman, so much is out of your hands. You hope it fertilizes the egg properly. You hope that there won`t be twins. You hope for a son. Above all, you hope that your baby is healthy. You buy the prenatal vitamins, you work hard so…

Now imagine him playing Saints Row 2 when he was 4! It really wasn`t as bad as you think. He mostly dressed up like a cop and drove around in the patrol car, or got in a garbage truck, and went around picking up bags of trash, throwing them in the back. See, Saints Row 2 was such a great game, like a big open world…

"You won't care that you have liver disease and will die in 48 hours with the Playstation 4!"

The song is out there, free for all to hear, and I am doing my part promoting it. I am trying to point out how stupid it is to blame the world`s problems on video games, music, or whatever the fuck. The world has been a fucked up horrible place since the dawn of time, full of rape, killing, violence, drugs, and all…

Meanwhile, my 8 year old is killing the Zin with a Tentacle Bat in Saints Row IV. LMFAO... Am I worried that one day he will pick up a gun, and start blasting mother fuckers? No. Why? Because, I am a good parent. Also, we don`t have guns in Japan.

Remember when they used to blame rappers for this kind of shit? I do. Ice Cube made a hilarious and brilliant song in response. Just replace the words Gangster Rap, with Video Games, and there you have it...

LOL... I have this shit at my house. I live in Japan, in case you didn`t guess. Anyway, I agree that Killer is Dead makes no sense, and it is rather sexist, but after you play this shit for a while, the cheesiness sort of grows on you. I played the fuck out of it while waiting for Saints Row IV to drop, and now I can…

Good, true, and funny take on girls on Xbox live. Though, what is wrong with her upper lip? I see a Moustache.

I might get Madden, just because I lived in Japan for way too long now. I miss the American in my Football, and I miss my home as well. Maybe, one day, probably far into the future, I will return home to her.

"Why anyone would need to tell Madden "OK, here's a juke—but now I really mean it," is ridiculous to me."