Sorry bud, riding a horse is not a sport.

Nah, figure skating is just gay.

Did you know ammunition has an expiration date? Yep.

Gotta use that ammo somehow. Might as well spend a half hour dumping a couple dozen clips into a whale's head.

Very humane.

Unfortunately not! Only the general design is presumably "safe" within the movies.

Their names, their designations, their stats, etc: all that is up on the chopping block. As your link suggests, even their strict association with the Empire was fabricated by Hasbro.

They could be the galactic standard vacuums, for all…

I feel like the author is a douche.

Sold my PS3 for $120 to Amazon.

Not for long.

EU gonna get cut, cut like a bitch. Uh-huh.

Seems like a .33 to the head would be quicker and a hell of a lot cheaper than a custom made needle that's over three feet long.

Hope you like the cold.

And being fucked by a Moose.

When the revolution comes, you will be among the first brought before the Grey People's Court. Your suppression of the majority cannot last forever.

Interdimension doesn't need your charity. Trickle down coloration is horseshit.

Anyone can still make a Football game. It just can't use the NFL, a private enterprise, as its source of players, teams, whatever.

You are proof that the system works. The great American (presuming you're American) melting pot has burned away your impurities, namely a less than useful language, and replaced with the glorious rapture that is English!

You're welcome, presumed child of immigrants!

He died.

No, all the violence would be censored.

I will frisk your nuts so hard you'll be shitting cracked corn.

Its not really folklore. He was being murdered in the press for spending millions of defense dollars on the project, and many doubted it could even fly. So he almost certainly did it on purpose, to silence his critics, and to avoid the fine or legal troubles rampant fraud would have courted.

Al Gore invented Finn!

Good way to fuck with your kids as you're dying. Except I'd add cryptic reverences to "all the gold", or Atlantis, or something.

Sometimes, when I'm lying awake in bed, I dream about Nintendo.