I have to disagree with the other two that replied:

Can I just say that the first image is what I imagine every Russian gamer looks like?

You trying to get me off, bro?

Do you even finger?

If I wrote a review for something that comes out ONCE A DECADE and that POWERS HALF THE MARKET FOR THE SITE I write for, I'd hype it a bit too.

Ya goober.

Yeah, and international financing doesn't work as you suggest.

International finance— how does it work!?

Thanks, buddy.

That user is clearly not HHHHHHH.

The more I think about it, the more I lean towards an N-Gage fan looking to take Sony down a notch.

I'm still waiting for your correction.

The tone of the article does not treat the subject as a "rumor." Its 95% bullshit speculation.

What in the hell is China going to do with a billion people if manufacturing jobs are made obsolete?

This story is bullshit.

You're reporting on a random internet post. Literally anyone could have written it.

Some Microsoft fanboy in Sweden with a passing knowledge of Mandarin could have done it. No, wait— I just posted that on the internet. It must be true.

Kotaku! Update your story! Its Sweden's fault!

All the pedophiles will switch to Wolfram Alpha, where they'll get vector-drawings of this stuff and statistical analysis of the probability of their getting shivved in prison once captured.

DIDJA STUB UR VAGINA, HURR HURR?!

Z War looks pretty cool.

If your people are living in dirt shanties until the 1880s, it doesn't matter how old the culture is— it still sucks.

Another ironic comment, ignoring the fact that the Hindenburg did not go down because of its smoking room.

This was the nicest way a disagreement has ever ended on the internet.