Blacksad is weird, because it approaches the anthromorphized characters as if ignorant of the "furry" problem you run into with such characters these days. Like: Blacksad could have came out fifty years ago and I don't think it would be all that different.

Why do you care? 430 of your Monopoly-money is... expensive?

You start just after Pyrrhus of Epirus' war against Rome. So if you play as the Roman faction you have everything south of Rome, excluding Sicily under your control.

The game puts a big emphasis on historical accuracy, with units being dressed and outfitted in mostly correct ways. That said, however, you can play the…

You poor bastard.

And they've stated a desire to correct that terrible oversight in DA:I.

That's actually a pretty good comparison. Heh.

You could try the Total War series.

To be fair, Civilization is a very basic strategy game... and Paradox is known for setting the standard for complexity. So its a big step!

Two things I always recommend:

You don't need to have everything memorized and its pretty straightforward.

Don't send horses into spear guys, or you're going to have a bad time. Swords are okay against everything. The high ground is always better.

Its certainly not esoteric.

Yeah. The last GT game I played was GT2 on Playstation 1. So when I booted up GT6, and after seeing the screenshots, I was expecting to wade right through the screen and drive those cars because they'd be gorgeous and lifelike.

Then I get my first Mazda or whatever, and the graphics look like they're from 2003. So I…

This is an MMORPG. The other games are single player RPGs. What are you getting at?

2nd 0/10 trolling effort.

Phil Fish is little more than a carpenter who preyed upon an ignorant population.

No penises?

Planescape Torment is an old, wretched mass of half-forgotten memories and nostalgia that continues to shamble along thanks to the praise older gamers lavish on it as they revel in their continuing delusion. It is a broken, convoluted mess that fools many into thinking disparate, and often randomly established…

Mr. Multiverse wins.

This reply is awesome because it was so crude. Thank you, Bobsplosion.

I was going to point out the difference in Kotaku and Eurogamer's titles:

"The Xbox One is Apparently Designed to Stay on for Ten Years" is obvious, delicious click bait.

Eurogamer had "Why the Xbox One is Designed to Be Cool and Quiet." Which is boring snores ville!

Then Eurogamer changed it like 5 seconds ago.

A cat would slit your throat.

But if its coming for us, I only need to run faster than you.

Whats that, bitch?