Nyao apparently something in the water supply made the humans clawstrophobic, which - when combined with the furrocious determination of the calico uprising- led to the current imbalance. What the humans failed to realize was that the cats weren't kitten around - in fact, the uprising went like clawkwork. If it…

Well, for awhile the populations were neck and neko, but then the humans turned tail and ran like a bunch of pussies.

Can't get real Wood from ikea... :)

This.