Honest, plain, logical truth. Thank you.

Wow, so not being given any ability to defend oneself for not agreeing to photograph a gay wedding for personal religious reasons is "anti-gay"?

You didn’t notice the weight until you started to push it? LOL. Exactly. Yes, I’ve driven them, and I would also seem to have an actual idea about what constitutes an actual performance car. Tell you what though, give me a single car in it’s class that it could be beat around a track. Just one. Oh, and your retreat…

Oh, there IS a god! Tell us, which other groups of strong men you could fell in less than 30 seconds? Shit, you're like 'The Perfect Weapon'! We should send you to single handedly take out ISIS. Everyone should replace Chuck Norris' name with yours in those memes about the incredible feats of strength of which he is…

Affordable mid engine drive train? Wow, there is a Santa Claus.

Awesome. So, just to be clear, you can kick the entire football team's ass. I've just gotta hear it again you say it.

You know son, I think you've spent more posts butt-hurting on me (5?) than I did when pointing out the tiredness of said meme (2). So there's that. Lol

Maybe you could name me the performance car that the p85 would beat around a track? And then how many times said p85 could even make it around said track? Thanks. Lol

You know, the next time you see Elon...excuse me, Tony...speak someplace, you should totally try to make it past his security detail (again?). You can explain that you're not just some typically disaffected nerd in need of of a hero. No, see you can tell him that you represented and defended him from the slings and…

Nope, just the two I saw. But it is nice to see how butt-hurt doing so has left you. You'd better put some ointment on that, don't you think? LOL

I already knew that. How? Because anyone putting out stupid tired memes like yours and thinking that's "comedy" has to be under the age of 32. Take the hit junior.

Firstly, the overwhelming majority do not make more money than me. Secondly, a car that handles like a pig is anything but a performance car.

And we all need to agree that it's a shinier, better toy when it isn't? LOL.

Or maybe you could just get an act that is slightly fresher than a Fog Hat concert? That would truly be best for everyone.

So, because they have delusions of grandeur, you're going to humor them?

Not sure about that. I mean yeah sure, Prius owners suck just as hard as they ever have, but the Tesla people really want to believe that they're somehow not only saving the world (they're not and don't need to be trying), but that they're also driving a "performance car" to boot (again, they are sadly naive and…

God, stop it.

Did you not get the memo that says the Elon Musk as Tony Stark memes are neither accurate nor fresh? I'll make sure you get a copy.

Tesla, the new brand for insufferable jackholes. What I wouldn't give to see Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog attend a Tesla owners convention.

I dream of a world one day where other auto journalists don't feel it so necessary to publish every last bit of news regarding a never impressive host of a not very entertaining show about automobiles. It's over. Let it go.