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Isn’t it maybe a bit silly to think that any pair of shoes on this planet is really worth $1,700?

Holy shit, Bird Box came out in 2019. This year has gone on forever

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Before scrolling down, I mixed up Jordyn Woods with American Idol’s Jordin Sparks and was genuinely excited to hear she’s fine.

Here is my question:

Who would want to fuck Middleditch? 

China said the world needs to stop this president. What are we waiting for?

I get the impression that someday Miley will run for office as a Republican.

Five more days till Autumn, kids!

I remember the credits to original Are You Afraid of The Dark, being pretty fucking scary at the time. When I was young I’d hide my face until the credits were done, the episodes were never terrifying, but quite a few stuck with me (the dollhouse one especially).

I am an admin in higher ed too and our kids also came back last week and it feels like they never left. In my office we were all saying this was the longest week ever and so busy and it is only Wednesday (and only the second week of September).  I had a really rough issue that is looming over me, but I am going to

Oh, I am merely lowly administrative staff, unworthy to walk in the shadow of faculty, so we don’t get a summer “break,” really, because summer is when we do seven rounds of SWOT analyses and “team building exercises” (necessary because 1/3 of our team leaves every year so there’s always new people) and other fun

Its about time there was a shitty, ineffective job site just for women. 

Where is the sunscreen‼ You UV-ravaged fool!!

I hate the word ‘girlboss’ so much, it sounds so damn patronizing. It sounds like something an old man would say while patting you on the head “Aren’t you a cute little girlboss”. Boss is not a gendered word, it’s not necessary to add ‘girl’ to it.  

I work with all these Girlboss rally people. I take care of their children. On Sunday this girlboss mom who wears “We should all be feminists” t shirts, prides herself on being a “boss babe mom” and reads all the empowering books, told me she needs me to clean the house, take care of two children, make dinner and be a

he has dead eyes *shudders*