Typical self righteous bigot with direct dial to God who talks out of both sides of her ass. “I have so many gay friends! I mean, they’re all gonna burn in hell, but boy do they have great fashion sense. Oh, the LGBT lifestyle, with its throw pillows and cocaine parties and it’s Velvet paintings of Tammy Faye Baker.…

I don’t accept your lifestyle as a bigot.

Not pictured: the Gap Kids ad from just a few years ago wherein a black model was using a white model as an armrest in almost the exact same pose.

Is that Will Lexington?

I bought my 2002 prom dress online from rampage.com based on a Seventeen (or YM, or Teen) ad featuring this dress...my mom sold it after I moved out and I want it back SO BAD.

it was my senior prom!!!! Loooord the frosty pale lipstick.

Is that blonde boy in the bottom corner of that first spread Luke from The OC?

I award you partial points for getting the artist correct:

That combover! Impressive

Went to prom my senior year 2000 and junior year 1999, so my style of dresses those years were not far off from 2002.

I persuaded my mom to mail order bulk Dippin Dots instead of spending the money on a prom dress. Although my friends and I all did our anti-prom (or Morp, as we eventually decided) I shared basically none of my ice cream with them and instead ate it the next day until my tongue started swelling. Didn’t know that stuff…

I stole someone elses prom date and took a photo with him. Yes, he came there wearing a wife beater. Apparently he had been set up on a blind date for prom, but she was a hideous beast and later on she tried to fight us when she saw us dancing and I fell into an ice sculpture (painful). I ate like 13 chocolate chip…

I vomited and shit my pants at the same time in 2nd grade, in the classroom, while we were playing Heads Up 7Up.

I once tossed my shit soaked underwear in the garbage at a Sigfried and Roy show in vegas at the age of 13 because no one told me to avoid the duck at the Harrah’s Dinner Buffet two hours prior.

I feel like I can’t compete with the writer’s story, but for me it was a period/virus combo. I had clots the size of guinea pigs dropping out of my vagina as I sat shaking on the toilet shitting my brains out while throwing up into a trashcan.

The Weeknd needs to stop trying to be MJ. His dancing is wack and he's giving Toronto a bad name.

It’ll be ok. Hilary is a master politician there is zero chance she’ll alienate Sanders supporters. After the nomination fight is over she will sit down with Sanders and make him a cabinet offer. In return he will endorse her and get his die hards to see that voting for her is also voting for him. He gets a cabinet…

Jesus Christ he’s a fucking piece of shit on this issue.