Down to her last two million. Breathing deeply. I just made a minimum payment on a $3000 credit card which I will carry for another year until I (hope to) have a tiny but regular income again. I am... feeling Robespierrian.

ummm it kinda sounds like it's rihanna's fault too..i know shes supposed to go to him for advice and spending help but still bitch doesn't realize she's spending millions when she buys a big ass mansion or swipes her credit card...dayumm bitcchhh izzzzz dummmb yo.

Good heavens, why are you shouting the words "vaginal atrophy?" I understand that this sounds horrific to someone who is, perhaps, many years away from menopause, but all it means is that the tissues in the vaginal canal become dry and more fragile...it's not quite as if the whole thing shrinks up and goes away. How…

Seriously, I'm not sure where people are getting the idea that she ever all that great. Sure, she was a pioneer female broadcaster, but as a "personality", she was always lacking.

Seriously, she needs to be put down.

Oh I have -$10 in my bank account, so it was really a theoretical sadness.

I do not know when it was decided that Beyoncé worship was compulsory, but I'm mot gonna do it.

Oh for Christ's sake, can we get thru at least one goddamn day without Jezebel proclaiming that BEYONCE IS THE MOST EPIC SINGER EVAHHHHHHHHH

I watched the SuperBowl performance on youtube yesterday as it showed up in the suggestion bar. I don't really understand what the whole fuss is about. I thought it was horrible. I appreciate the power and energy on stage and I liked the all female band but other than that she was barely singing at all. Just lots of…

Do we have to pretend like every Beyonce performanc is epic? Her Grammy performance was one of her worst IMO but everyone acts like we should bow down or something. Between the "surfboard" and Ike Turner references, Drunk In Love has to be one of her weakest singles lyrically and vocally.

Jay Cutler and MTV Acting Unit #50411-KC have reproduced

One of my favorite things is hitting the gym while stoned. Fuck the heart rate.

I've officially overdosed on Beyonce. First it was Jennifer Lawrence, then Beyonce. Jezebel: the site that makes me end up hating celebrities I never cared about in the first place. (Cue the "well don't read the post then!" responses now...)

I have mixed feelings about Oprah receiving a fuckton of presents.

Oh how I cried when I heard this news. I thought his health was improving.

Aww I missed the crazy Marc Jacobs spam

I was just thinking that same thing!

I hope he looked like Frank from Shameless

Noah approves! :)