Truly my favorite Twitter account. More people should know about this.

Same here. I have caught everyone except Blaziken and Mewtwo so far, including the event Pokémon. I did miss out on ranking for some, but not all, of the Mega Stones though. Haven’t spent a single cent on the game.

Well the Giants won Super Bowl XLVI so....

I have to run some errands tomorrow and was thinking of picking up a new pack of shirts, guess I’ll grab some X-Temps and try them out. Thanks!

I have to run some errands tomorrow and was thinking of picking up a new pack of shirts, guess I’ll grab some…

I like the Hanes ComfortSoft shirts but I haven’t seen the X-Temp shirts yet. I did recently switch to the X-Temp boxer briefs. These things are just too damn comfy. Gonna need to give the shirts a try.

I like the Hanes ComfortSoft shirts but I haven’t seen the X-Temp shirts yet. I did recently switch to the X-Temp…

Aw, I wanted a peanut!

I rule you! Suck it dry.

One of the craziest nights I ever had as a server was on the 4th of July. We were staffed low since it shouldn't be busy when unexpected thunderstorms rolled through and ruined everyone's cookouts. So they all showed up at once, drenched, mad, and hungry. Fun times!

You and me both.

It's pretty obvious the Raiders would be the Janetty in this situation.

+1 from a Bucs fan...because it's so goddamn true :'(

I was watching the game in my apartment while attending Marshall and remember ESPN losing their collective hive-mind over this for the rest of the night. Probably the most exciting Friday night of my collegiate experience!

Esa es la casa de mi tía. No gracias, soy alérgico a los crustaceos.

Not sure if intentional reference to current HC or not but +1 for the name anyway.

Then -1 for what seems to be a joke about the plane crash. So we're even.

I miss my Dark Phoenix HeroClix. It was stolen several years ago. :'(

Using the dishwasher as a drying rack is going to be a game-changer in my house. We have one but I prefer to hand wash our dishes. I do hate drying them though so I have an oversized drying rack on the counter next to the sink. I also hate the space on my counter that the drying rack takes up. This idea is the BEST! I…

Wow. I don't think I've heard of Monte being a dick before. Care to elaborate? Not looking to dispute your claim or counter with a story of him being nice, I am just genuinely interested.

All I kept thinking during the video was "Why are you using the white background? That's going to kill your battery!"

I had a Samsung Focus since the day WP7 came out and I was so close to using my early upgrade on the Lumia 900. But I had heard rumors that WP8 was coming towards the end the year so I waited. Got the Lumia 920 and it is easily the best smartphone I have ever owned. I'm glad to hear your upgrade is just around the…

I and my wife upgraded our BlackBerries to Windows Phones the day WP7 came out. Since then my brother and mom switched after seeing mine. Now the company I work for only allows BlackBerries and Windows Phones to be synced to the email server so we've got tons of WP converts here.