Remember when this game was all about street gangs and turf wars? When it was a GTA alternative? Then suddenly they had to get all Dubstep giant dildos alien invasions on us. What's next? Maybe Galactus could become a member of the Saints and swallow entire planets to the sweet sweet sounds of annoying nyan cat.

I command you demon! Leave this boy's body in my name! Unclench his buttcheeks! BEGONE!

Congrats guys, Witches are now invincible.

I lol'd.

Fire Emblem: Awakening, Rated T for "That Ass"

So DRM and Restrictions up the ass are innovations now....Damn i'm glad i'm not mentally retarded and not at all OK with companies trying to fist my ass without even spitting on it first......Your even stupider if you thought there was actually going to be "sharing" NOBODY was ever going to let 1 person buy a $60…

Yep. Microsoft's presentation had its head up in the clouds. They said it every five seconds. People now believe it's this uber-technology that'll revolutionize game development when in reality the applications is stuff like dedicated servers.

I wonder just when it was that "cloud" became such a successful buzzword for things that have existed for decades? I wonder why everyone eats it up so readily now? It's like someone said one day "Hey, lets take this concept that's been around forever, remote computing, wrap it in a hip buzzword, attach a pricing model…

This is the fourth time I've brought out the diagram on here:

You're British. You have fake bacon and bad teeth, don't talk about my Twinkies ya fogbreather.

What's that? The reversal of the Xbox One's DRM policies doesn't hamper their Cloud based plans in any way? They were just saying it to make people feel ad for defending their consumer rights! I'm SHOCKED!

"Growing demand"?

The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so fucking temperamental.

Rie getting married and having a child is basically what set off this obsessive otaku and while this case went way further than most its not surprising behavior. These guys are so obsessed over their idols maintaining a "pure" image (as well as appearing single and available) that any semblance of said idol trying…

Yeah, no. I will never "chill out" about those terrifying, smelly, gooey, bloody, flesh holes.

That's not just Kotaku, but a lot of the vg press right now. SMH... P.S. If the XBone in its previous incarnation was the future, then I'm ok being prehistoric.

After medicore sales of DMC, Dante finds himself part-timing as a character model.

Detective Jesus: What's the talk cool cat?

i don't know how being secretive is less creepy

It's funny; everyone's like THE CLOUD IS THE FUTURE and all I can think is, "Why?" If something happens to the network, you have access to nothing; something that wouldn't have happened if you had just kept everything local.