kids these days... i remember when i was around that age i was learning to read for the sole purpose of finding out what the hell they were saying in astyanax and FFIV

oh no! exaggerated jiggling breasts! i hope women still get to vote after all this is over.

probably a dystopian matrix like future where we're all hooked up to machines and harvested for money

those who attend the unveiling will be the first of many to receive chips implanted into their brains so microsoft can administer a shock to buyers of used games and sell their dreams for add space

so we have a game that involves zombies. bloody torso.

how is obesity not an issue in japan?

what does the slaughterhouse bit translate into to make it so offensive? considering kenshiro is about to use his hands to gore the living shit out of who ever hes talking to, i don't see why him alluding to it is such a big deal

at least they're finally giving us some special editions. i hope the will send us a black or white xl soon

that is the ugliest watch Ive ever seen

i like how he doesn't have high heels, unlike some characters

wow that whole case just looks so bland, i dont know if its just because of the black/white zelda art or the logo. it reminds me of super generic brand lables

so poor people aren't allowed to have fun anymore?

no better way to kill dinosaurs than a bow... well maybe the cerebral bore.

best one

I'd play it

you are zelda. you must defeat ganon and save some guy named link. im not fully sure what his importance is or why ganon bothered kidnapping him, but why the hell not might as well grab him while youre down there

this

because it was a good game and thats not the type of thing EA likes to be associated with

welcome to the internet

this. the only one from 2 that i liked was nick